mellie / 21 / miami
she looks too pure to be pink.
buddhabob:
Spencer: This is Marvin. He’s an ostrich. I just bought him!
Carly: Your magic meatball told you to?
Spencer: Yes. ._.
Pam: You don't deserve my parts.
Sam: Why would I want worn out parts?
Pam: Cute. Just take a good look at your future, baby, 'cause this is where you're headed.
Sam: My future's gonna be just fine.
Pam: Who told you that? Your parole officer?
Sam: At least I call my parole officer.
Pam: Why don't you take a bath?
Sam: 'Cause YOU didn't pay the water bill!
buddhabob:
Spencer: This is Marvin. He’s an ostrich. I just bought him!
Carly: Your magic meatball told you to?
Spencer: Yes. ._.
THIS SHIT HAS 8 THOUSAND FUCKING NOTES
SINCE WHEN
sridghkvaoigsfhklg it’s like the bedroom door post all over again
Sam: I don't want any part of her!
Pam: You don't deserve my parts.
Sam: Why would I want worn out parts?
Pam: Cute. Just take a good look at your future, baby, 'cause this is where you're headed.
Sam: My future's gonna be just fine.
Pam: Who told you that? Your parole officer?
Sam: At least I call my parole officer.
Pam: Why don't you take a bath?
Sam: 'Cause YOU didn't pay the water bill!
So many of our foods and beverages today are sold with so much needless packaging that end up right in our nation’s trash cans. Well, I say to heck with packaging! If I’m thirsty, I could just do this! But wait, now I’m hungry! What should I— You see, I just had a drink and a snack, and now I simply dispose of the biodegradable orange carcass.
Pam: You don't deserve my parts.
Sam: Why would I want worn out parts?
Pam: Cute. Just take a good look at your future, baby, 'cause this is where you're headed.
Sam: My future's gonna be just fine.
Pam: Who told you that? Your parole officer?
Sam: At least I call my parole officer.
Pam: Why don't you take a bath?
Sam: 'Cause YOU didn't pay the water bill!
ieatbutter:
You found it in your grandmother’s cookbook. You don’t know what it is. All you know is that you’ve now got plans for the weekend.
sam puckett’s birthday cake fosho
Spencer: This is Marvin. He’s an ostrich. I just bought him!
Carly: Your magic meatball told you to?
Spencer: Yes. ._.
